August 19, 2013
For Immediate Release:
Washington, D.C. – The U.S. Federal Government will follow precedents set by North America’s major professional sports leagues by initiating
own strict substance guidelines.
Effective immediately:
1.
Any elected or appointed member of the Executive
of Legislative branches of the Federal Government who says anything of
substance will be subject to a fine of no less than $1,000 and no more than
$10,000
2.
A second offenders will be subject to an
immediate 90-day suspension without pay as well as additional fines to be determined
by a three-judge panel
1.
Third offenders will be banned for life from
government service
This new policy has been widely
endorsed by the DNC and the RNC as well as major news outlets, including the
New York Times, the Washington Post, the three broadcast networks, PBS, NPR,
Fox News, CNN and MSNBC.
In a related development, Senators Rand Paul, Ted Cruz and
Mike Lee along with Congressman Justin Amash have been offered amnesty asylum
packages outside of the United States.
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